| #761 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #1190 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #831 | Cloaca-Cola | 24 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1194 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 24 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #10 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 20 |
| #30 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 583 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #25 | asbestos sword | 20 |
| #297 | asparagus knife | 25 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #665 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #27 | balloon sword | 20 |
| #1264 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #25 | basic meat sword | 20 |
| #196 | batblade | 20 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #133 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #26 | chrome sword | 20 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #18 | dripping meat sword | 20 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #15 | eXtreme meat sword | 20 |
| #568 | felt | 16 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1013 | googly eye | 11 |
| #3473 | grue egg | 4 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #605 | helmet turtle | 57 |
| #45 | icy-hot katana | 46 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #419 | ketchup hound | 9 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #603 | length of string | 19 |
| #28 | linoleum sword | 20 |
| #1597 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #23 | pixel sword | 20 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1148 | porquoise | 5 |
| #349 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #140 | ridiculously huge sword | 121 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #9 | star sword | 142 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #67 | sweet ninja sword | 70 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #206 | tiny ninja sword | 5 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #179 | vorpal blade | 50 |
| #6 | wax lips | 2 |
| #142 | white sword | 46 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |