| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #314 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 33 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #1053 | badass belt | 51 |
| #578 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #1226 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #120 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #521 | crazy little Turkish delight | 12 |
| #830 | drywall axe | 12 |
| #998 | duct tape | 21 |
| #511 | easter egg balloon | 46 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #227 | filthy lucre | 142 |
| #354 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #987 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #572 | grue egg | 46 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1440 | roll of toilet paper | 17 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |