| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #58 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 129 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #405 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 10 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #947 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 50 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #599 | Senior Mints | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #69 | Valentine | 1,011 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #97 | Wolfman Nardz | 17 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #284 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 19 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #170 | bottle of goofballs | 120 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #97 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 50 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #480 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #38 | daisy | 1,005 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #135 | easter egg balloon | 109 |
| #557 | floaty sand | 17 |
| #36 | flower petal pie | 29 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #19 | goat | 1,000 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #423 | googly eye | 32 |
| #90 | goth kid t-shirt | 69 |
| #32 | green balloon | 1,002 |
| #47 | green beer | 300 |
| #160 | harem girl t-shirt | 8 |
| #31 | heart of rock and roll | 14 |
| #599 | heart-shaped balloon | 8 |
| #912 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #944 | kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #502 | length of string | 23 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #192 | linoleum crossbow | 4 |
| #42 | linoleum sword | 16 |
| #82 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #194 | mugcake | 25 |
| #326 | mulled cider | 4 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #32 | mushroom pizza | 117 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #86 | oyster basket | 100 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #440 | petrified wood | 18 |
| #437 | piece of wedding cake | 11 |
| #141 | pine tar | 4 |
| #125 | pirate shirt | 16 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #39 | plain pizza | 500 |
| #256 | portable corkscrew | 24 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #75 | pretty bouquet | 66 |
| #1089 | pretty flower | 15 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #25 | rolling pin | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #868 | scroll of pasta summoning | 8 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #95 | sleeping snowy owl | 50 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #551 | spooky bark | 17 |
| #48 | spooky bicycle chain | 38 |
| #57 | spooky cosmetics bag | 36 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #663 | spooky sap | 11 |
| #61 | string of blue beads | 117 |
| #55 | string of green beads | 124 |
| #59 | string of red beads | 120 |
| #156 | stuffed can of asparagus | 106 |
| #196 | stuffed dodecapede | 34 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #1548 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #282 | teddy bear | 25 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #6 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8,484 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #185 | toy soldier | 10 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #171 | tulip | 4 |
| #30 | unrolling pin | 7 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #70 | white balloon | 1,009 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #306 | yo-yo | 100 |
| #476 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |