| #1438 | Angry Farmer candy | 11 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #27 | barbed-wire fence | 500 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #81 | box | 200 |
| #137 | box of sunshine | 3,117 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #50 | burnt flower | 638 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #1104 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 3 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #128 | frigid ninja stars | 421 |
| #238 | fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #74 | heart of rock and roll | 2 |
| #18 | heart-shaped balloon | 3,892 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #6 | magnetic field | 18 |
| #173 | meat from yesterday | 13 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #109 | orange candygram | 8 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #86 | pink candygram | 10 |
| #1168 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #87 | pretty bouquet | 39 |
| #423 | pretty flower | 278 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #118 | radio button candy | 10 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #357 | shingle | 14 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #24 | smoldering box | 5 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #49 | stuffed angry cow | 500 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 30 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| 🥉 | voodoo doll | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #67 | white candygram | 12 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #123 | yellow candygram | 10 |