| #171 | "caramel" orange | 7 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #92 | Chroner | 1,063 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1217 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #911 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #269 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #132 | Green Clover of Justice | 13 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #228 | Misty Cape | 6 |
| #194 | Misty Cloak | 7 |
| #200 | Misty Robe | 8 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #59 | bread man | 6 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #100 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #94 | cigar box turtle | 8 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #192 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #415 | cocoa egg | 24 |
| #110 | dusty left kneecap | 4 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #87 | eggwater | 5 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #653 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #124 | fleshy putty | 8 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #72 | frozen turtle shell | 2 |
| #364 | fuzzy busby | 7 |
| #279 | fuzzy earmuffs | 8 |
| #320 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #648 | giant discarded bottlecap | 7 |
| #1080 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #88 | giraffe-necked turtle | 10 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #105 | gooified animal matter | 26 |
| #76 | gooified mineral matter | 43 |
| #222 | gooified vegetable matter | 8 |
| #136 | gummi turtle | 7 |
| #1788 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #106 | hedgeturtle | 19 |
| #504 | hellseal claw | 9 |
| #1690 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #93 | irradiated turtle | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #151 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #144 | lab-grown meat | 5 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 2 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #98 | mocking turtle | 8 |
| #89 | musk turtle | 6 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #67 | oil shell | 2 |
| #116 | painted turtle | 2 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #117 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
| #177 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #145 | poisonsettia | 7 |
| #429 | pork elf goodies sack | 16 |
| #96 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #88 | programmable turtle | 7 |
| #113 | projectile chemistry set | 11 |
| #461 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #52 | rewinged stab bat | 28 |
| #99 | self-repairing earmuffs | 3 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #76 | shocked shell | 2 |
| #327 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #121 | third ear | 2 |
| #182 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #153 | universal biscuit | 6 |
| #5 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #6 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #5 | velour veil | 2 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #9 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #83 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #125 | yule hatchet | 2 |