| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #213 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #158 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #358 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #98 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #395 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #46 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 4 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 2 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #66 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #123 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #254 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #132 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #41 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #117 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #203 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #121 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #216 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #587 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #162 | gooified animal matter | 13 |
| #82 | gooified mineral matter | 33 |
| #128 | gooified vegetable matter | 19 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #166 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #149 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 18 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #146 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #82 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #854 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #76 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #96 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #83 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |