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RankItemQuantity
#94Accordion of Jordion1
#2228Ancient Saucehelm1
#837Angelhair Culottes1
#1220Argarggagarg's fang1
#845Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#610Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4299Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1258Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#2381Bonerdagon necklace1
#1677Boss Bat bling1
#2771Boss Bat britches1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#738Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2461Colander of Em-er'il1
#153Crimbo dinner1
#210Crimbo food scraps1
#220Crimbo train emergency brake1
#165Crimbosmopolitan1
#43Crimbow Rainbo1
#55Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#132Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#292Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#4245Crown of the Goblin King1
#2662Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1940Dolphin King's crown1
#1494Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2738Drowsy Sword1
#1782El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2383Elder Turtle Shell1
#144Elf Army machine parts1
#90Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion1
#325Elf Guard MPC1
#84Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#93Elf Guard mouthknife1
#96Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#79Elf Guard strategic map1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#774Galapagosian Cuisses1
#784Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#1599Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#723Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1139Heimandatz's heart1
#1281Jocko Homo's head1
#720Krakrox's Loincloth1
#813La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#775Lederhosen of the Night1
#3897Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#390Misty Cape1
#392Misty Cloak1
#378Misty Robe1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#253Professor What T-Shirt1
#1068Safari Jack's moustache1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1049Schrödinger's thermos1
#55Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion1
#613Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#43Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)4
#67Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)2
#62Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)1
#60The Lot's engagement ring1
#1032The Mariachi's guitar case1
#232Thwaitgold fairyfly statue1
#306Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#160Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#210Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#114Trainbot autoassembly module1
#174Trainbot circuitry1
#165Trainbot linkages1
#163Trainbot optics1
#168Trainbot plating1
#159Trainbot servomotors1
#231Trainbot slag1
#171Trainbot tubing1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#753Typical Tavern swill1
#912Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1114Yakisoba's hat1
#363a butt tuba1
#127accord ion1
#69accordion file1
#118accordionoid rocca1
#64alarm accordion1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#115antique accordion1
#212antique machete1
#120autocalliope1
#1842baby killer bee1
#7431badass belt1
#118baritone accordion1
#329batskin belt1
#454beaten-up Chucks1
#252beavermouth1
#131beer-battered accordion1
#159blended frozen swill1
#39blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail1
#113bone bandoneon1
#5028bottle of goofballs1
#230box turtle1
#956bubbly potion1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1140candied kobold1
#151cigar box turtle1
#196cinnamon machine oil1
#966cloudy potion1
#848cornuthaum1
#122crystal Crimbo goblet1
#114crystal Crimbo platter1
#961dark potion1
#117deactivated mini-Trainbot1
#214dregs of a Crimbo cocktail1
#1979drywall axe1
#946effervescent potion1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#957fizzy potion1
#80floral-print skirt1
#130fruity girl swill1
#687fuzzy busby1
#592fuzzy earmuffs1
#608fuzzy montera1
#98ghost accordion1
#581ghost of a necklace1
#1638giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#164giraffe-necked turtle1
#391gold lamé pants1
#788gold wedding ring1
🥇goo magnet1
#155gooified animal matter13
#80gooified mineral matter33
#122gooified vegetable matter19
#176grinning turtle1
#88guancertina1
#196gummi turtle1
#98hand-carved bokken1
#1671heart of the volcano1
#225hedgeturtle1
#180honey-drenched ham slice1
#127industrially-crushed ice1
#64ingot turtle1
#168irradiated turtle1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#230knobby helmet turtle1
#201leather bookmark1
#454longhaired hippy wig1
#165lost elf luggage1
#383magic lamp1
#394magic whistle1
#145magical pony: Spectrum Dash18
#490magilaser blastercannon1
#69mama's squeezebox1
#936milky potion1
#898mind flayer corpse1
#150mocking turtle1
#177mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine1
#911murky potion1
#144musk turtle1
#598mysterious silver lapel pin1
#106non-Euclidean non-accordion1
#158painted turtle1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#687pat-a-cake pendant1
#81peace accordion1
#82pentatonic accordion1
#221pile of Trainbot parts1
#508pile of gold coins1
#192ping-pong ball1
#268pocket theremin1
#90portable steam unit1
#146programmable turtle1
#79pygmy concertinette1
#843quantum taco1
#1723really dense meat stack1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#665ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#366ring of adornment1
#1126ring of aggravate monster1
#352ring of cold resistance1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#340ring of gain strength1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#415ring of increase damage1
#100ring of teleportation1
#855royal jelly1
#99shocked shell1
#889silver shrimp fork1
#410skull of the Bonerdagon1
#941smoky potion1
#2837solid gold bowling ball1
#746solid gold pegleg1
#120soup turtle1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#98spectral axe1
#3786spectre scepter1
#135steamed oyster1
#37stuffed dinosaur1
#75super-strong air freshener1
#928swirly potion1
#190tiny bowler1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#59tiny plastic Café Elf1
#78tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#800tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#780tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#771tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#8240tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#37tiny plastic chem lab1
#36tiny plastic food lab1
#38tiny plastic nog lab1
#56tiny plastic orphan1
#38tiny plastic primary lab1
#57tiny plastic reindeer1
#53tiny plastic wild beaver1
#93toy accordion1
#124tropical swill1
#442tube sock1
#132turtle-shaped rock1
#1342untamable turtle1
#1819vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#894vorpal blade1
#264wand of pigification1
#46wet tack1
#82whatsit-covered turtle shell1
#587wreath of laurels1
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