| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #71 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 76 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #477 | Knob Goblin tongs | 17 |
| #40 | Mr. Balloon | 3 |
| #304 | Now and Earlier | 11 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #280 | Orcish frat-paddle | 10 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #771 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #156 | black velvet box | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #62 | box of sunshine | 7,477 |
| #1126 | brick | 24 |
| #71 | burnt flower | 368 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #847 | grue egg | 31 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #100 | herbs | 420 |
| 🥇 | hovering sombrero | 780 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #470 | pixellated candy heart | 30 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #511 | portable corkscrew | 14 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| 🥈 | stuffed dodecapede | 45,831 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #48 | urinal cake | 1,052 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |