| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #364 | Chroner | 71 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #18 | ballast turtle | 58 |
| #93 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #194 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #195 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 9 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #95 | distention pill | 2 |
| #62 | donated booze | 406 |
| #68 | donated candy | 302 |
| #81 | donated food | 324 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #20 | giant O | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #26 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 37,337 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #53 | old sweatpants | 1,026 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #32 | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #14 | pretty flower | 64,480 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #58 | reflection of a map | 14 |
| #482 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 6 |
| #251 | shard of double-ice | 4 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #5 | stepmom's booze | 365 |
| #92 | synthetic dog hair pill | 3 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #179 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #406 | wumpus hair | 2 |