| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #233 | Feynman gate | 50 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #868 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 16 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #384 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 14 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #260 | capacitor relay | 46 |
| #370 | carbon nanotube frame | 32 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #615 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #236 | ion grid | 61 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #556 | kneecapping stick | 21 |
| #233 | logic synthesizer | 53 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #535 | penguin skin | 74 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #426 | scroll of pasta summoning | 29 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #374 | spooky felt | 26 |
| #392 | spooky length of string | 28 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #350 | spooky toy wheel | 14 |
| #560 | spooky wooden block | 12 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #849 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #564 | tooth | 7 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #952 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |