| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #232 | Feynman gate | 50 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #870 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 16 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #383 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 14 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #260 | capacitor relay | 46 |
| #371 | carbon nanotube frame | 32 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #614 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #857 | fire | 5 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #781 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #236 | ion grid | 61 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #557 | kneecapping stick | 21 |
| #233 | logic synthesizer | 53 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | penguin skin | 74 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #880 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #426 | scroll of pasta summoning | 29 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #707 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #374 | spooky felt | 26 |
| #393 | spooky length of string | 28 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #349 | spooky toy wheel | 14 |
| #560 | spooky wooden block | 12 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #852 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #564 | tooth | 7 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #976 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |