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| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
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| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #41 | astronaut ice-cream | 10 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
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| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
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| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
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| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #666 | pail | 14 |
| #488 | papaya | 25 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |