| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbo dinner | 11 |
| #151 | Crimbo food scraps | 11 |
| #156 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 11 |
| #71 | Crimbosmopolitan | 11 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #52 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #45 | Neverending Party favor | 10 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #82 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 5 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 10 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 8 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 79 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 18 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #401 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 21 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #49 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 6 |
| #107 | Trainbot circuitry | 11 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #95 | Trainbot linkages | 11 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #101 | Trainbot optics | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot plating | 11 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #100 | Trainbot servomotors | 11 |
| #154 | Trainbot slag | 11 |
| #107 | Trainbot tubing | 11 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #1814 | box of sunshine | 83 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #141 | cinnamon machine oil | 11 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #42 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #153 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 11 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #118 | honey-drenched ham slice | 11 |
| #89 | industrially-crushed ice | 11 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #103 | lost elf luggage | 11 |
| #518 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #475 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #481 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #494 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #122 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 11 |
| #173 | pile of Trainbot parts | 11 |
| #148 | ping-pong ball | 11 |
| #64 | pocket wish | 11 |
| #48 | portable steam unit | 3 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #62 | quantum of familiar | 8 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #57 | shadow bread | 3 |
| #36 | shadow brick | 7 |
| #27 | shadow flame | 11 |
| #44 | shadow fluid | 4 |
| #39 | shadow glass | 3 |
| #31 | shadow ice | 8 |
| #20 | shadow nectar | 18 |
| #47 | shadow sausage | 5 |
| #24 | shadow sinew | 18 |
| #43 | shadow skin | 7 |
| #47 | shadow stick | 2 |
| #39 | shadow venom | 5 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |