| #9 | Arrow (+1) | 2,842 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #124 | Barney's rake | 2 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbo dinner | 11 |
| #154 | Crimbo food scraps | 11 |
| #160 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 11 |
| #73 | Crimbosmopolitan | 11 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| 🥇 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #25 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #39 | Neverending Party favor | 12 |
| #724 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #84 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #23 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #192 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 5 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 9 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 80 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 21 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #407 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 21 |
| #77 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #49 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 6 |
| #109 | Trainbot circuitry | 11 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #97 | Trainbot linkages | 11 |
| #76 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #103 | Trainbot optics | 11 |
| #102 | Trainbot plating | 11 |
| #71 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #102 | Trainbot servomotors | 11 |
| #156 | Trainbot slag | 11 |
| #110 | Trainbot tubing | 11 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #50 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #11 | arrowgram | 1,556 |
| #34 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #851 | box of sunshine | 325 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #147 | cinnamon machine oil | 11 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #122 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #40 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 3 |
| #157 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 11 |
| #656 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #91 | epic wad | 8 |
| #117 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #29 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #121 | honey-drenched ham slice | 11 |
| #90 | industrially-crushed ice | 11 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #105 | lost elf luggage | 11 |
| #360 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #394 | magical pony: Pearjack | 3 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #423 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #124 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 11 |
| #173 | pile of Trainbot parts | 11 |
| #148 | ping-pong ball | 11 |
| #66 | pocket wish | 11 |
| #46 | portable steam unit | 3 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #748 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #59 | shadow bread | 3 |
| #39 | shadow brick | 7 |
| #30 | shadow flame | 11 |
| #46 | shadow fluid | 4 |
| #41 | shadow glass | 3 |
| #32 | shadow ice | 8 |
| #22 | shadow nectar | 18 |
| #52 | shadow sausage | 5 |
| #25 | shadow sinew | 18 |
| #44 | shadow skin | 7 |
| #50 | shadow stick | 2 |
| #40 | shadow venom | 5 |
| #30 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #27 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #91 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #165 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #526 | tiny plastic angry goat | 31 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1000 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #942 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 19 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 22 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #939 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #478 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 33 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #786 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #952 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #722 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 24 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #39 | whalegun | 1 |
| #27 | white arm towel | 1 |