Wendel XD

RankItemQuantity
#9Arrow (+1)2,842
#572Asleep in the Cemetery3
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#124Barney's rake2
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#54Celsius 2331
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#14Covert Ops for Kids1
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#62Crimbo dinner11
#154Crimbo food scraps11
#160Crimbo train emergency brake11
#73Crimbosmopolitan11
#56Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#59Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#57Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#14Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
#97Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#51Elf Guard clipboard1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#6Hell and How I Bent It1
🥇Holiday Multitasking (used)1
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#28Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos1
#25Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them1
#48Manual of Lock Picking1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#171My First Art of War1
#39Neverending Party favor12
#724Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster10
#84Pocket Guide to Mild Evil1
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#17Pop Art: a Guide1
#15Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
#23Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters1
🥇Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#88The Encyclopedia of Fruit1
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#56The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#67The Superconductor's CPU1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#273Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette1
#192Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette5
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#85Thwaitgold fairyfly statue11
#152Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#68Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette5
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#130Thwaitgold nymph statuette9
#163Thwaitgold protozoa statuette2
#160Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette11
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#58Thwaitgold shield bug statuette2
#50Thwaitgold slug statuette80
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#23Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette21
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#407Thwaitgold termite statuette21
#77Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette2
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#49Trainbot autoassembly module6
#109Trainbot circuitry11
#38Trainbot harness2
#97Trainbot linkages11
#76Trainbot luggage hook1
#103Trainbot optics11
#102Trainbot plating11
#71Trainbot radar monocle1
#102Trainbot servomotors11
#156Trainbot slag11
#110Trainbot tubing11
#935Travels with Jerry1
#47Twitching Television Tattoo1
#50ancient Elf dessert spoon1
#1453anniversary gift box3
#11arrowgram1,556
#34automatic wine thief1
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#851box of sunshine325
#99boxed gumball machine1
#101can of mixed everything1
#85carnivorous potted plant1
#147cinnamon machine oil11
#127crystal Crimbo goblet1
#119crystal Crimbo platter1
#122deactivated mini-Trainbot1
#68deed to Oliver's Place1
#40deluxe Neverending Party favor3
#157dregs of a Crimbo cocktail11
#656enchanted leopard-print barbell10
#91epic wad8
#117festive egg sac1
#29head-mounted Trainbot1
#121honey-drenched ham slice11
#90industrially-crushed ice11
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#29leg-mounted Trainbots1
#105lost elf luggage11
#360magical pony: Dusk Shiny4
#394magical pony: Pearjack3
#490magical pony: Shutterfly2
#423magical pony: Spectrum Dash3
#124mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine11
#173pile of Trainbot parts11
#148ping-pong ball11
#66pocket wish11
#46portable steam unit3
#95potato alarm clock1
#52quake of arrows1
#147raffle prize box2
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#4rubber baby doll1
#748sandwich of the gods10
#59shadow bread3
#39shadow brick7
#30shadow flame11
#46shadow fluid4
#41shadow glass3
#32shadow ice8
#22shadow nectar18
#52shadow sausage5
#25shadow sinew18
#44shadow skin7
#50shadow stick2
#40shadow venom5
#30shoulder-mounted Trainbot1
#27silver table-scraper1
#91synthetic rock1
#101the Crymbich Manuscript1
#165time's arrow1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1499tiny plastic Felonia3
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#1473tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#2118tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy3
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#1221tiny plastic Spunky Princess6
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#1470tiny plastic Trouser Snake5
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1258tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#526tiny plastic angry goat31
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#1442tiny plastic astronomer5
#1000tiny plastic baby gravy fairy18
#942tiny plastic barrrnacle19
#1213tiny plastic beanbat6
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#787tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball22
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#939tiny plastic briefcase bat8
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2188tiny plastic demoninja3
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#1738tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#2202tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#2183tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#2814tiny plastic fruit golem2
#478tiny plastic fuzzy dice33
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#786tiny plastic ghuol whelp22
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#1719tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#1461tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#952tiny plastic leprechaun19
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1765tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#830tiny plastic pastamancer6
#722tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime24
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#1429tiny plastic topiary golem5
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#1259tiny plastic warwelf6
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#39whalegun1
#27white arm towel1

Wow, that's 5,746 items total!

what items are this player missing?