š„ | "caramel" orange | 1,027 |
#414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#18 | Amulet of Yendor | 900 |
#182 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 27 |
#87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
#267 | Iron Beta of Industry | 35 |
#134 | Jack-in-the-box | 37 |
#304 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 22 |
#872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
#814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#98 | Red Rover BB gun | 35 |
š„ | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
š„ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
#507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
#182 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
#122 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 8 |
#1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
#99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
#207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
#289 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
#53 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 30 |
#801 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
#802 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
#955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
#439 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 18 |
#77 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#21 | bag of airline peanuts | 940 |
#132 | bejeweled cufflinks | 28 |
#10 | black Crimbo ball | 10,001 |
#11 | black candy heart | 1,260 |
#294 | bottle of goofballs | 81 |
#2269 | box of sunshine | 52 |
#8 | boxed gumball machine | 18 |
#136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
#8 | bread pie | 10,008 |
#33 | brick | 931 |
š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#5 | can of mixed everything | 30 |
š„ | carnivorous potted plant | 76 |
#122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
#8 | clear Russian | 10,002 |
#7 | cloning kit | 448 |
#19 | clown hammer | 871 |
#563 | club necklace | 12 |
#150 | corned beet | 1 |
#13 | cuppa Royal tea | 144 |
#8 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 110 |
#7 | cuppa Voraci tea | 139 |
#12 | cymbal syrup | 882 |
#23 | defective skull | 735 |
#10 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 45 |
#405 | designer handbag | 7 |
#791 | diamond necklace | 9 |
š„ | drum of tommy ammo | 80,183 |
#5 | electric pants | 104 |
#1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
#16 | encoder ring | 869 |
#945 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 5 |
#53 | ert grey goo ring | 19 |
#16 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1,496 |
#29 | fake fake vomit | 860 |
#191 | fancy opera glasses | 22 |
#13 | festive egg sac | 13 |
#9 | fleshy putty | 231 |
#114 | garish pinky ring | 34 |
#105 | giant designer sunglasses | 37 |
#7 | golden fleece | 59 |
#323 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
#309 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
#311 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
#221 | grue egg omelette | 14 |
š„ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
#662 | handful of confetti | 62 |
#639 | heart necklace | 11 |
#58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#19 | jazz soap | 892 |
#17 | joybuzzer | 860 |
#8 | lab-grown meat | 286 |
#18 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 934 |
#12 | mood ring | 923 |
š„ | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
#46 | peanut brittle shield | 88 |
š„ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
#13 | peppermint-scented socks | 34 |
#982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
#19 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 861 |
#19 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 885 |
#143 | pickled bread | 1 |
#11 | poisonsettia | 163 |
š„ | potato alarm clock | 67 |
#128 | pretty flower | 3,217 |
š„ | priceless diamond | 5,645 |
#10 | projectile chemistry set | 202 |
#848 | radium-flavored potato chips | 12 |
#132 | red-and-green sweater | 22 |
#630 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
#877 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
#676 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
#1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
#26 | rubber emo roe | 840 |
#151 | salted mutton | 1 |
#187 | sand dollar | 73 |
#1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
š„ | self-repairing earmuffs | 218 |
#503 | spade necklace | 13 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#651 | spectre scepter | 51 |
#361 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 116 |
#1160 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 42 |
#923 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 51 |
#574 | stuffed Meat | 83 |
#1262 | stuffed angry cow | 40 |
#1111 | stuffed astral badger | 46 |
#926 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 54 |
#1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#881 | stuffed cocoabo | 53 |
#1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
#1047 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
#939 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 52 |
#1086 | stuffed hand turkey | 46 |
#327 | stuffed key | 172 |
#1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
#802 | stuffed mind flayer | 61 |
#453 | stuffed mink | 103 |
#472 | stuffed monocle | 100 |
#273 | stuffed ninja snowman | 20 |
#1260 | stuffed scary death orb | 41 |
#1190 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
#1020 | stuffed snowy owl | 47 |
#971 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 52 |
#827 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 57 |
#505 | stuffed teddy butler | 94 |
#485 | stuffed tin of caviar | 95 |
#313 | stuffed treasure chest | 175 |
#943 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 53 |
#6 | synthetic rock | 17 |
#19 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 7 |
#8 | third ear | 56 |
#59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
#47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
#53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
#52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
š„ | tommy gun | 7,470 |
š„ | universal biscuit | 1,002 |
#99 | urinal cake | 193 |
#1730 | useless powder | 3 |
#11 | white Crimbo ball | 10,000 |
#21 | whoopie cushion | 860 |
#22 | wind-up chattering teeth | 815 |
#945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
#20 | x-ray specs | 840 |
#25 | yellow snowcone | 845 |
š„ | yule hatchet | 237 |