π₯ | "caramel" orange | 1,027 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#16 | Amulet of Yendor | 900 |
#182 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 27 |
#82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
#268 | Iron Beta of Industry | 35 |
#134 | Jack-in-the-box | 37 |
#303 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 22 |
#865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#99 | Red Rover BB gun | 35 |
π₯ | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
π₯ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
#494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
#176 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
#118 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 8 |
#1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
#87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
#198 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
#275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
#49 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 30 |
#792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
#750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
#951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
#435 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 18 |
#75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#16 | bag of airline peanuts | 940 |
#133 | bejeweled cufflinks | 28 |
#10 | black Crimbo ball | 10,001 |
#9 | black candy heart | 1,260 |
#288 | bottle of goofballs | 81 |
#2269 | box of sunshine | 52 |
#8 | boxed gumball machine | 18 |
#136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
#8 | bread pie | 10,008 |
#33 | brick | 931 |
π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#5 | can of mixed everything | 30 |
π₯ | carnivorous potted plant | 76 |
#122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
#8 | clear Russian | 10,002 |
#7 | cloning kit | 448 |
#18 | clown hammer | 871 |
#565 | club necklace | 12 |
#140 | corned beet | 1 |
#14 | cuppa Royal tea | 131 |
#8 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 110 |
#7 | cuppa Voraci tea | 139 |
#10 | cymbal syrup | 882 |
#20 | defective skull | 735 |
#11 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 45 |
#399 | designer handbag | 7 |
#793 | diamond necklace | 9 |
π₯ | drum of tommy ammo | 80,183 |
#5 | electric pants | 104 |
#1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
#11 | encoder ring | 869 |
#943 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 5 |
#48 | ert grey goo ring | 19 |
#16 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1,496 |
#27 | fake fake vomit | 860 |
#189 | fancy opera glasses | 22 |
#13 | festive egg sac | 13 |
#8 | fleshy putty | 231 |
#115 | garish pinky ring | 34 |
#105 | giant designer sunglasses | 37 |
#7 | golden fleece | 59 |
#315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
#301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
#302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
#222 | grue egg omelette | 14 |
π₯ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
#659 | handful of confetti | 62 |
#638 | heart necklace | 11 |
#58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#15 | jazz soap | 892 |
#15 | joybuzzer | 860 |
#8 | lab-grown meat | 286 |
#15 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 934 |
#10 | mood ring | 923 |
π₯ | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
#46 | peanut brittle shield | 88 |
π₯ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
#13 | peppermint-scented socks | 34 |
#984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
#17 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 861 |
#16 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 885 |
#134 | pickled bread | 1 |
#11 | poisonsettia | 163 |
π₯ | potato alarm clock | 67 |
#124 | pretty flower | 3,217 |
π₯ | priceless diamond | 5,645 |
#10 | projectile chemistry set | 202 |
#846 | radium-flavored potato chips | 12 |
#134 | red-and-green sweater | 22 |
#631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
#875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
#674 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
#1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
#24 | rubber emo roe | 840 |
#140 | salted mutton | 1 |
#183 | sand dollar | 73 |
#1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
π₯ | self-repairing earmuffs | 218 |
#500 | spade necklace | 13 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#649 | spectre scepter | 51 |
#356 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 116 |
#1154 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 42 |
#919 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 51 |
#572 | stuffed Meat | 83 |
#1258 | stuffed angry cow | 40 |
#1108 | stuffed astral badger | 46 |
#921 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 54 |
#1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#878 | stuffed cocoabo | 53 |
#1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
#1042 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
#936 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 52 |
#1083 | stuffed hand turkey | 46 |
#320 | stuffed key | 172 |
#1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
#802 | stuffed mind flayer | 61 |
#447 | stuffed mink | 103 |
#468 | stuffed monocle | 100 |
#273 | stuffed ninja snowman | 20 |
#1257 | stuffed scary death orb | 41 |
#1190 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
#1016 | stuffed snowy owl | 47 |
#971 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 52 |
#823 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 57 |
#498 | stuffed teddy butler | 94 |
#481 | stuffed tin of caviar | 95 |
#309 | stuffed treasure chest | 175 |
#942 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 53 |
#6 | synthetic rock | 17 |
#18 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 7 |
#8 | third ear | 56 |
#59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
#45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
#52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
#44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
#50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
π₯ | tommy gun | 7,470 |
π₯ | universal biscuit | 1,002 |
#99 | urinal cake | 193 |
#1732 | useless powder | 3 |
#11 | white Crimbo ball | 10,000 |
#20 | whoopie cushion | 860 |
#19 | wind-up chattering teeth | 815 |
#945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
#17 | x-ray specs | 840 |
#23 | yellow snowcone | 845 |
π₯ | yule hatchet | 237 |