| #114 | 5-hour acrimony | 2 |
| #111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo candle | 21 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #15 | Frigid Northern Beans | 19 |
| #437 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| #55 | Kashmir sweater | 2 |
| #13 | Mae West with a fly in it | 35 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #32 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
| #167 | beavermouth | 23 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #8 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 36 |
| #520 | blue snowcone | 10 |
| #19 | boot flask | 1 |
| #117 | bowl of mernudo | 5 |
| #57 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 9 |
| #70 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #13 | denastified haunch | 3 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #634 | frigid ninja stars | 24 |
| #522 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #11 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 800 |
| #71 | frozen turtle shell | 2 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #75 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 262 |
| #9 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 36 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #144 | mooseflank | 25 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #102 | nega-mushroom | 20 |
| #810 | old sweatpants | 68 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #555 | orange snowcone | 10 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #60 | perfect ice cube | 11 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #44 | porquoise bracelet | 6 |
| #36 | primitive candy cane | 6 |
| #14 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 34 |
| #570 | purple snowcone | 10 |
| #42 | raw bread | 9 |
| #42 | raw cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #46 | raw gravy | 7 |
| #41 | raw green beans | 8 |
| #43 | raw mincemeat | 8 |
| #45 | raw potato | 9 |
| #35 | raw stuffing | 12 |
| #32 | raw sweet potato | 13 |
| #42 | raw turkey | 10 |
| #525 | red snowcone | 10 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #39 | silent B | 7 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #10 | silent H | 21 |
| #96 | silent I | 5 |
| 🥈 | silent J | 835 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #37 | silent L | 7 |
| #56 | silent M | 13 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #117 | silent O | 6 |
| #43 | silent P | 12 |
| #17 | silent Q | 6 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #27 | silent S | 3 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #28 | silent U | 3 |
| #38 | silent V | 2 |
| #36 | silent W | 6 |
| #57 | silent X | 8 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #25 | silent Z | 9 |
| #701 | spectre scepter | 47 |
| #1940 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #1957 | stuffed Meat | 13 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1497 | stuffed monocle | 24 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1794 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #6 | tangarita with a fly in it | 46 |
| #157 | thick walrus blubber | 4 |
| #146 | tiny bomb | 7 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #654 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
| #147 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 6 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #659 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #849 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #667 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #555 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #758 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #63 | warehouse key | 13 |