| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #135 | crystalline cheer | 807 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #55 | metal meteoroid | 15 |
| #61 | red button | 189 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |