| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #2768 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1464 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #147 | crystalline cheer | 807 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #5339 | grue egg | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #614 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #609 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #54 | metal meteoroid | 15 |
| #63 | red button | 189 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |