| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #2764 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1462 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #147 | crystalline cheer | 807 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #665 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #607 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #54 | metal meteoroid | 15 |
| #62 | red button | 189 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |