| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #54 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #15 | Frown Exerciser | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #139 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 4 |
| #216 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 352 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #10 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #131 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #24 | anniversary balloon | 111 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #968 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5 | bottle of melodramamine | 290 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #226 | box of sunshine | 1,857 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #144 | cob of corn | 3 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #47 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
| #389 | corn holder | 2 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | disintegrating quill pen | 259,748 |
| #71 | double daisy | 6 |
| #6 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 773 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #799 | eyepatch | 3 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #138 | fire | 43 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #99 | gibson | 3 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #116 | green candygram | 5 |
| #824 | grue egg | 32 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #87 | heart-shaped balloon | 261 |
| #328 | hippy medical kit | 7 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #954 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #39 | long-stemmed rose | 53 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #42 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 2 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #55 | orange candygram | 21 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #114 | pink candygram | 6 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #14 | pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #91 | potted cactus | 922 |
| #297 | pretty bouquet | 7 |
| #689 | pretty flower | 79 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #132 | roll of toilet paper | 866 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #594 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #405 | scroll of drastic healing | 160 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #23 | snake | 1,001 |
| #381 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 329 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #835 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2,378 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16,257 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #59 | vodka gibson | 3 |
| #169 | vodka stratocaster | 3 |
| #140 | white candygram | 4 |
| #38 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 14 |
| #406 | wind-up chattering teeth | 81 |
| #200 | yellow candygram | 4 |