| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #454 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #92 | BRICKO stud | 3 |
| #41 | Baja sopapilla | 10 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 50 |
| #19 | Hollandaise helmet | 1,327 |
| #79 | Jacob's rung | 2 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #711 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 11 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #601 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #726 | Mohawk wig | 4 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #360 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #202 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 2 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #167 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #83 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #169 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 8 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #45 | accordion file | 2 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #69 | amok putter | 4 |
| #510 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 21 |
| #99 | angst burger | 4 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #141 | ant hoe | 3 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #56 | ant sickle | 10 |
| #162 | antique machete | 2 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #155 | armgun | 23 |
| #489 | asparagus knife | 10 |
| #1848 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1590 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #132 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #104 | big stick | 5 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #49 | bowl of mernudo | 40 |
| #555 | box | 13 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #211 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 4 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #262 | can of maces | 4 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #144 | cardboard katana | 4 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #76 | cheap cigar butt | 53 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #822 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #106 | cigarette lighter | 5 |
| #18 | cocktail napkin | 634 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #128 | cold water bottle | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #541 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #296 | dented harmonica | 4 |
| #755 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #64 | disco ball | 1,291 |
| #57 | disco mask | 1,305 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #228 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #14 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #519 | fat stacks of cash | 13 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #427 | filthy pestle | 3 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #21 | fishelada | 1,002 |
| #137 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #714 | flaregun | 5 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #216 | flimsy clipboard | 2 |
| #193 | frigid hankyū | 2 |
| #597 | frozen nunchaku | 2 |
| #102 | funny bone | 2 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #314 | glowing red eye | 56 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #701 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #67 | half-melted spoon | 4 |
| #111 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #101 | helmet turtle | 1,213 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #341 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #42 | low-budget shield | 22 |
| #335 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #136 | magilaser blastercannon | 33 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #16 | mariachi hat | 1,352 |
| #495 | ninja mop | 2 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #392 | ocarina of space | 2 |
| #66 | office-supply crossbow | 3 |
| #51 | ojo de pez burrito | 40 |
| #4 | old school calculator watch | 2,084 |
| #37 | old sweatpants | 1,256 |
| #35 | opium grenade | 7 |
| #520 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #307 | oversized pizza cutter | 23 |
| #48 | pasta spoon | 1,207 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #82 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #149 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #291 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 107 |
| #372 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #297 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1217 | plot hole | 2 |
| #224 | pocket theremin | 2 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #531 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #57 | ravioli hat | 1,281 |
| #362 | razor-sharp can lid | 37 |
| #44 | remaindered axe | 23 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #393 | ridiculously huge sword | 28 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #15 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 17 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #10 | rubber axe | 155 |
| #850 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #103 | rusty hedge trimmers | 8 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #71 | saucepan | 1,284 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #82 | seal-clubbing club | 1,259 |
| #33 | seal-skull helmet | 1,307 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #80 | short calculator | 6 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #528 | skeleton bone | 61 |
| #462 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #9 | sleeping wereturtle | 122 |
| #103 | smirking shrunken head | 5 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| 🥇 | sticky hand whip | 4,469 |
| #87 | stolen accordion | 1,273 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7831 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #339 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #105 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #76 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #238 | that gum you like | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #707 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6140 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #745 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #435 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #416 | titanium assault umbrella | 19 |
| #83 | tommy gun | 2 |
| #66 | turtle totem | 1,281 |
| #229 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 2 |
| #67 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1 |
| #65 | van key | 1 |
| #666 | vorpal blade | 3 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #101 | wind-up ensign | 3 |
| #118 | wind-up navigation droid | 2 |
| #129 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #478 | yohohoyo | 2 |