| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #454 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #92 | BRICKO stud | 3 |
| #42 | Baja sopapilla | 10 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 50 |
| #19 | Hollandaise helmet | 1,327 |
| #78 | Jacob's rung | 2 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #710 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 11 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #600 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #726 | Mohawk wig | 4 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #203 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 2 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #165 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #83 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #169 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 8 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #44 | accordion file | 2 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #69 | amok putter | 4 |
| #509 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 21 |
| #99 | angst burger | 4 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #140 | ant hoe | 3 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #56 | ant sickle | 10 |
| #163 | antique machete | 2 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #155 | armgun | 23 |
| #487 | asparagus knife | 10 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #605 | batblade | 2 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #104 | big stick | 5 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #339 | bone flute | 2 |
| #170 | book of matches | 1 |
| #49 | bowl of mernudo | 40 |
| #556 | box | 13 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #209 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 4 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #261 | can of maces | 4 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #143 | cardboard katana | 4 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #76 | cheap cigar butt | 53 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #104 | cigarette lighter | 5 |
| #18 | cocktail napkin | 634 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #125 | cold water bottle | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #540 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #294 | dented harmonica | 4 |
| #754 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #64 | disco ball | 1,291 |
| #57 | disco mask | 1,305 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #227 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #127 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #14 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #512 | fat stacks of cash | 13 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #427 | filthy pestle | 3 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #21 | fishelada | 1,002 |
| #138 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #715 | flaregun | 5 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #215 | flimsy clipboard | 2 |
| #192 | frigid hankyū | 2 |
| #597 | frozen nunchaku | 2 |
| #103 | funny bone | 2 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #312 | glowing red eye | 56 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #65 | half-melted spoon | 4 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #101 | helmet turtle | 1,213 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #337 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #41 | low-budget shield | 22 |
| #335 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #136 | magilaser blastercannon | 33 |
| #72 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #16 | mariachi hat | 1,352 |
| #494 | ninja mop | 2 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #391 | ocarina of space | 2 |
| #66 | office-supply crossbow | 3 |
| #51 | ojo de pez burrito | 40 |
| #4 | old school calculator watch | 2,084 |
| #34 | old sweatpants | 1,256 |
| #35 | opium grenade | 7 |
| #518 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #305 | oversized pizza cutter | 23 |
| #48 | pasta spoon | 1,207 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #146 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #290 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 107 |
| #370 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #295 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1220 | plot hole | 2 |
| #223 | pocket theremin | 2 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #57 | ravioli hat | 1,281 |
| #360 | razor-sharp can lid | 37 |
| #43 | remaindered axe | 23 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #393 | ridiculously huge sword | 28 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #15 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 17 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #10 | rubber axe | 155 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #103 | rusty hedge trimmers | 8 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #70 | saucepan | 1,284 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #82 | seal-clubbing club | 1,259 |
| #33 | seal-skull helmet | 1,307 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #79 | short calculator | 6 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #527 | skeleton bone | 61 |
| #460 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #9 | sleeping wereturtle | 122 |
| #104 | smirking shrunken head | 5 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| 🥇 | sticky hand whip | 4,469 |
| #86 | stolen accordion | 1,273 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #236 | that gum you like | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #432 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #415 | titanium assault umbrella | 19 |
| #82 | tommy gun | 2 |
| #66 | turtle totem | 1,281 |
| #229 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 2 |
| #67 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1 |
| #67 | van key | 1 |
| #665 | vorpal blade | 3 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #101 | wind-up ensign | 3 |
| #115 | wind-up navigation droid | 2 |
| #130 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #477 | yohohoyo | 2 |