| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #455 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #868 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #91 | BRICKO stud | 3 |
| #41 | Baja sopapilla | 10 |
| #1369 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 50 |
| #19 | Hollandaise helmet | 1,327 |
| #80 | Jacob's rung | 2 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #710 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 11 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #602 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #727 | Mohawk wig | 4 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #203 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 2 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #168 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #169 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 8 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #45 | accordion file | 2 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #70 | amok putter | 4 |
| #510 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 21 |
| #100 | angst burger | 4 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #142 | ant hoe | 3 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #56 | ant sickle | 10 |
| #163 | antique machete | 2 |
| #773 | antique spear | 2 |
| #156 | armgun | 23 |
| #489 | asparagus knife | 10 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1595 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #104 | big stick | 5 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #339 | bone flute | 2 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #52 | bowl of mernudo | 40 |
| #554 | box | 13 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #220 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 4 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #261 | can of maces | 4 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #143 | cardboard katana | 4 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #76 | cheap cigar butt | 53 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #107 | cigarette lighter | 5 |
| #18 | cocktail napkin | 634 |
| #968 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #129 | cold water bottle | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #542 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #297 | dented harmonica | 4 |
| #755 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #64 | disco ball | 1,291 |
| #57 | disco mask | 1,305 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #228 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #14 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #516 | fat stacks of cash | 13 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #427 | filthy pestle | 3 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #21 | fishelada | 1,002 |
| #138 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #715 | flaregun | 5 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #216 | flimsy clipboard | 2 |
| #195 | frigid hankyū | 2 |
| #597 | frozen nunchaku | 2 |
| #103 | funny bone | 2 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #60 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #315 | glowing red eye | 56 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #702 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #67 | half-melted spoon | 4 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #101 | helmet turtle | 1,213 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #339 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #42 | low-budget shield | 22 |
| #337 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #138 | magilaser blastercannon | 33 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #16 | mariachi hat | 1,352 |
| #495 | ninja mop | 2 |
| #109 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #394 | ocarina of space | 2 |
| #67 | office-supply crossbow | 3 |
| #53 | ojo de pez burrito | 40 |
| #4 | old school calculator watch | 2,084 |
| #38 | old sweatpants | 1,256 |
| #36 | opium grenade | 7 |
| #520 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #307 | oversized pizza cutter | 23 |
| #48 | pasta spoon | 1,207 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #84 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #151 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #292 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 107 |
| #369 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #298 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #512 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1217 | plot hole | 2 |
| #224 | pocket theremin | 2 |
| #451 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #531 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #81 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #57 | ravioli hat | 1,281 |
| #362 | razor-sharp can lid | 37 |
| #44 | remaindered axe | 23 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #396 | ridiculously huge sword | 28 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #15 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 17 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #10 | rubber axe | 155 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #103 | rusty hedge trimmers | 8 |
| #326 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #71 | saucepan | 1,284 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #83 | seal-clubbing club | 1,259 |
| #33 | seal-skull helmet | 1,307 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #81 | short calculator | 6 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #529 | skeleton bone | 61 |
| #463 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #9 | sleeping wereturtle | 122 |
| #104 | smirking shrunken head | 5 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| 🥇 | sticky hand whip | 4,469 |
| #87 | stolen accordion | 1,273 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #341 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #106 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #239 | that gum you like | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #250 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #973 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1134 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #745 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #435 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #416 | titanium assault umbrella | 19 |
| #87 | tommy gun | 2 |
| #66 | turtle totem | 1,281 |
| #229 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 2 |
| #69 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1 |
| #65 | van key | 1 |
| #666 | vorpal blade | 3 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #176 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #102 | wind-up ensign | 3 |
| #121 | wind-up navigation droid | 2 |
| #131 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #168 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #478 | yohohoyo | 2 |