| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #159 | chewing gum on a string | 111 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork maid head | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #308 | ducha de oro | 4 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #428 | flange | 4 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #354 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #847 | grue egg | 31 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #504 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 50 |
| #754 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #144 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 89 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |