| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #801 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #1112 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1973 | badass belt | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #864 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #158 | chewing gum on a string | 111 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork maid head | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #310 | ducha de oro | 4 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #489 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #427 | flange | 4 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #355 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #852 | grue egg | 31 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1237 | pet rock | 5 |
| #503 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 50 |
| #752 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #995 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1714 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #144 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 89 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |