| #122 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1853 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #160 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #92 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,625 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #69 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #56 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 2 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #193 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #69 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #84 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #81 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #81 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #323 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #205 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #342 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #283 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #170 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #93 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #278 | bread man | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #172 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #969 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #292 | chloroform rag | 10 |
| #301 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #205 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #89 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #111 | contract enforcement stick | 4 |
| #1825 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1819 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1813 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #5 | corrupted marrow | 173 |
| #92 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 12 |
| #140 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #342 | crystalline cheer | 135 |
| #85 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #273 | decent brain | 1 |
| #183 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #509 | donated booze | 2 |
| #245 | donated candy | 33 |
| #426 | donated food | 5 |
| #218 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #266 | eggwater | 1 |
| #195 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #74 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #301 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #216 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #225 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #324 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #312 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #257 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2517 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #186 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #313 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #757 | loose teeth | 32 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #199 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #73 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #64 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #69 | military orb | 1 |
| #95 | moai toai | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #89 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #328 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #242 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | peppermint eel sauce | 8 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #214 | pile of Trainbot parts | 2 |
| #194 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #263 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #34 | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #7 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 11 |
| #58 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #123 | protection stick | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #81 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #212 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #9 | snake oil | 262 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #138 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #94 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 12 |
| #61 | sweetened reindeer fat | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #112 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #433 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #77 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #84 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #206 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |