| #117 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #66 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #55 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #66 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #64 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #1018 | bat wing | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #227 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #111 | contract enforcement stick | 4 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #5 | corrupted marrow | 173 |
| #89 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 12 |
| #138 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #328 | crystalline cheer | 135 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #496 | donated booze | 2 |
| #237 | donated candy | 33 |
| #417 | donated food | 5 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #192 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #210 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #181 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #108 | left bracket | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #755 | loose teeth | 32 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #72 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #191 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #76 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #72 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #71 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #159 | peppermint eel sauce | 8 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #6 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 11 |
| #56 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #124 | protection stick | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #9 | snake oil | 262 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #134 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #90 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 12 |
| #59 | sweetened reindeer fat | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #83 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |