| #123 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #213 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #111 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #67 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #56 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #202 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #132 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #160 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #274 | bread man | 1 |
| #747 | briefcase | 1 |
| #171 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #971 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #100 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2976 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #298 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #203 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #111 | contract enforcement stick | 4 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #5 | corrupted marrow | 173 |
| #91 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 12 |
| #140 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #338 | crystalline cheer | 135 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #270 | decent brain | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #507 | donated booze | 2 |
| #244 | donated candy | 33 |
| #424 | donated food | 5 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #263 | eggwater | 1 |
| #196 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #165 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #321 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #757 | loose teeth | 32 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #72 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #64 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #160 | peppermint eel sauce | 8 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #262 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #7 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 11 |
| #57 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #123 | protection stick | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #262 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #174 | salt plum | 1 |
| #54 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #161 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #10 | snake oil | 262 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #93 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 12 |
| #60 | sweetened reindeer fat | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #109 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #83 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #226 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |