| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #927 | Cloaca-Cola | 17 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #386 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1324 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 17 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #405 | Hippy Army MPE | 6 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #307 | PADL Phone | 19 |
| #20 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 43 |
| #31 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 62 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #550 | beer bomb | 18 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #314 | bejeweled pledge pin | 12 |
| #5 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 229 |
| #289 | bottle opener belt buckle | 9 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #233 | broken cellular phone | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #317 | communications windchimes | 19 |
| #1174 | dill | 11 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #900 | felt | 10 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #479 | gauze garter | 5 |
| #1566 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #405 | hippy medical kit | 4 |
| #296 | hippy protest button | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #295 | keg shield | 7 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #342 | perforated battle paddle | 8 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #141 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #467 | tequila grenade | 4 |
| #132 | the funk | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #580 | toy wheel | 16 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #536 | water pipe bomb | 34 |
| #294 | wicker shield | 8 |