| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1567 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #929 | Cloaca-Cola | 17 |
| #722 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #385 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #420 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1324 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 17 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #285 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #405 | Hippy Army MPE | 6 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #309 | PADL Phone | 19 |
| #20 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 43 |
| #31 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 62 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #553 | beer bomb | 18 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #316 | bejeweled pledge pin | 12 |
| #5 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 229 |
| #289 | bottle opener belt buckle | 9 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #234 | broken cellular phone | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4138 | candy cane | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #319 | communications windchimes | 19 |
| #1174 | dill | 11 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #479 | gauze garter | 5 |
| #1568 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #2824 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #203 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #151 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #407 | hippy medical kit | 4 |
| #298 | hippy protest button | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #297 | keg shield | 7 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #343 | perforated battle paddle | 8 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #639 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #142 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #468 | tequila grenade | 4 |
| #133 | the funk | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #580 | toy wheel | 16 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #538 | water pipe bomb | 34 |
| #296 | wicker shield | 8 |