| #71 | 8-ball | 783 |
| #17 | Arrrmetia trading card | 11 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| 🥉 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 8,200 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #182 | anniversary balloon | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #306 | box of sunshine | 1,343 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #6 | bubblewrap crossbow | 111 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #4 | flaming crutch | 31,802 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #966 | line | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #4 | muculent machete | 138 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #50 | old coin purse | 623 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #64 | shiny butcherknife | 20 |
| #7 | skeleton bone | 37,333 |
| #50 | skeleton key | 327 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #181 | spiked femur | 25 |
| #186 | spooky hockey mask | 8 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #313 | twinkly powder | 10 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |