| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #263 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #121 | Feynman gate | 103 |
| #364 | LED block | 3 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #639 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1852 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1274 | buckyball | 2 |
| 🥈 | capacitor relay | 11,103 |
| #137 | carbon nanotube frame | 103 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1246 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #249 | iGoogly | 103 |
| #148 | ion grid | 103 |
| #703 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #182 | killing feather | 103 |
| #134 | logic synthesizer | 103 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1387 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1949 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #110 | spooky length of string | 103 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #98 | stuffed gray blob | 407 |
| #142 | synthetic stuffing | 103 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #215 | theoretical string | 103 |
| #478 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #214 | toy hoverpad | 103 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |