| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #815 | Cloaca grenade | 13 |
| #524 | Cloaca-Cola | 62 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #233 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #234 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 10 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #819 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 62 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #132 | Gummi-Gnauga | 30 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1631 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #577 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #662 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | a little sump'm sump'm | 15 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2315 | box of sunshine | 50 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #188 | cheap wind-up clock | 3 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #115 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #144 | dry martini | 5 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #743 | fine wine | 2 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #101 | foie gras | 20 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #210 | green balloon | 32 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1107 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20 |
| #946 | ice-cold Willer | 18 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #652 | lead necklace | 9 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #630 | length of string | 18 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | ninja hot pants | 3 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #315 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #9 | olive | 25,100 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #62 | plum wine | 15 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #146 | potion of potency | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #348 | rockin' wagon | 2 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #28 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 100 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #330 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #862 | stuffing | 10 |
| #174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #269 | sugar-coated pine cone | 10 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #47 | thought balloon | 5 |
| #206 | tiny ninja sword | 5 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #630 | wooden block | 4 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |