| #35 | Can-Can skirt | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #773 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 114,733 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #773 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #4 | White Citadel fries | 14,464 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #136 | beer-scented teddy bear | 5 |
| #159 | bindlestocking | 16 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #342 | bottle of Blank-Out | 31 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #179 | box of sunshine | 2,329 |
| #322 | burnt flower | 4 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #491 | can of Red Minotaur | 7 |
| #120 | can of Swiller | 45 |
| #103 | can of black paint | 4 |
| #81 | can of fake snow | 4 |
| #27 | can of maces | 51 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #728 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 12 |
| #71 | catsup | 8 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #9 | coal paperweight | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #258 | evil teddy bear | 60 |
| 🥇 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 832 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #52 | goat | 67 |
| #79 | googly eye | 162 |
| #218 | green candy heart | 144 |
| 🥇 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 14,041 |
| #107 | hair spray | 225 |
| 🥇 | harem girl t-shirt | 1,478 |
| #184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #276 | iGoogly | 97 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #111 | jawbruiser | 18 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #44 | ketchup | 21 |
| #66 | left half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #48 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #39 | poutine | 843 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #95 | right half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #108 | smoked potsherd | 10 |
| #280 | spectral pickle | 55 |
| #427 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 104 |
| #451 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 88 |
| #37 | stuffed Hodgman | 6 |
| #452 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 88 |
| #659 | stuffed Meat | 72 |
| #41 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 7 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #192 | stuffed angry cow | 167 |
| #571 | stuffed astral badger | 80 |
| #137 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 211 |
| #101 | stuffed bandersnatch | 2 |
| #112 | stuffed can of asparagus | 294 |
| #110 | stuffed carpenter | 2 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #391 | stuffed cocoabo | 98 |
| #646 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #69 | stuffed dodecapede | 212 |
| #117 | stuffed dodo | 2 |
| #600 | stuffed doppelshifter | 21 |
| #245 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 139 |
| #401 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 100 |
| #97 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 23 |
| #409 | stuffed gray blob | 104 |
| #191 | stuffed hand turkey | 164 |
| #455 | stuffed key | 127 |
| #615 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #233 | stuffed mind flayer | 144 |
| #428 | stuffed mink | 107 |
| #517 | stuffed monocle | 93 |
| #67 | stuffed ninja snowman | 128 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #34 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #574 | stuffed scary death orb | 79 |
| #96 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 177 |
| #193 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 167 |
| #206 | stuffed snowy owl | 153 |
| #263 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 135 |
| #335 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 24 |
| #99 | stuffed stab bat | 3 |
| #49 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 454 |
| #428 | stuffed teddy butler | 107 |
| #533 | stuffed tin of caviar | 87 |
| #605 | stuffed treasure chest | 96 |
| #360 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 103 |
| #62 | stuffed walrus | 5 |
| #62 | stuffed yeti | 3 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #15 | stuffed zmobie | 2,103 |
| #37 | stuffing | 205 |
| #175 | teddy bear | 41 |
| #4 | teddy bear sewing kit | 234 |
| #45 | teddy borg | 170 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #48 | toast | 66,666 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #362 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |