Alder

RankItemQuantity
#3375-Alarm Saucepan1
#1323Ancient Saucehelm2
#412Bjorn's Hammer1
#1679Bonerdagon necklace3
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#491Crown of the Goblin King51
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#455Disco Banjo1
#228Dolphin King's crown20
#222Dr. Hobo's scalpel16
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#700Elder Turtle Shell4
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#289Rock and Roll Legend5
#1139Scalp of Gorgolok3
#249Tiki lighter2
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#531baconstone15
#157baconstone bracelet4
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#122baconstone ring2
#1222badass belt45
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#61bobble-hip hula elf doll2
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#824easter egg balloon30
#61fuzzy dice30
#266giant discarded plastic fork35
#593grue egg45
#543hamethyst15
#77hamethyst bracelet3
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#44hamethyst ring6
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#477pail23
#290pants of the Slug Lord13
#727porquoise10
#272porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#95porquoise necklace3
#85porquoise ring3
#46potato sprout30
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#437shiny ring59
#993stainless steel scarf3
#943stainless steel shillelagh5
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#2039tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8091tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8223tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#600tropical paperweight1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
🥇yellow traffic cone2

Wow, that's 597 items total!

what items are this player missing?