| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 51 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #227 | Dolphin King's crown | 20 |
| #222 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 16 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | baconstone | 15 |
| #158 | baconstone bracelet | 4 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #824 | easter egg balloon | 30 |
| #61 | fuzzy dice | 30 |
| #265 | giant discarded plastic fork | 35 |
| #587 | grue egg | 45 |
| #538 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #44 | hamethyst ring | 6 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #475 | pail | 23 |
| #290 | pants of the Slug Lord | 13 |
| #725 | porquoise | 10 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #85 | porquoise ring | 3 |
| #46 | potato sprout | 30 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #437 | shiny ring | 59 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |