| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 51 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #228 | Dolphin King's crown | 20 |
| #222 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 16 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #531 | baconstone | 15 |
| #157 | baconstone bracelet | 4 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #824 | easter egg balloon | 30 |
| #61 | fuzzy dice | 30 |
| #266 | giant discarded plastic fork | 35 |
| #593 | grue egg | 45 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #44 | hamethyst ring | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #477 | pail | 23 |
| #290 | pants of the Slug Lord | 13 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #85 | porquoise ring | 3 |
| #46 | potato sprout | 30 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #437 | shiny ring | 59 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |