| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1579 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1003 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #737 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #589 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 3 |
| #21 | Mace of the Tortoise | 22 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1252 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1274 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #150 | cast | 227 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #699 | felt | 13 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #985 | length of string | 10 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #726 | loose teeth | 35 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1318 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #1737 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1372 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #755 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1714 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #920 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #356 | smart skull | 38 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #347 | spiked femur | 9 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #593 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #469 | stick | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1194 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #640 | stuffing | 14 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4799 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4906 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1391 | toast | 301 |
| #821 | tooth | 4 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |