| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1578 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1003 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #737 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #589 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 3 |
| #21 | Mace of the Tortoise | 22 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1000 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #150 | cast | 227 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #699 | felt | 13 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #985 | length of string | 10 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #726 | loose teeth | 35 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1318 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #356 | smart skull | 38 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #347 | spiked femur | 9 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #593 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #469 | stick | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1194 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #639 | stuffing | 14 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6242 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6234 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6102 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1391 | toast | 301 |
| #821 | tooth | 4 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |