| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #589 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 3 |
| #20 | Mace of the Tortoise | 22 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #150 | cast | 227 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #696 | felt | 13 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #983 | length of string | 10 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #724 | loose teeth | 35 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1319 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #355 | smart skull | 38 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #345 | spiked femur | 9 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #594 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #466 | stick | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #638 | stuffing | 14 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1390 | toast | 301 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |