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| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
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| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
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| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1172 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
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| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1328 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
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| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #959 | Rock Pops | 50 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #6 | Wand of Nagamar | 1,779 |
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| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #608 | baconstone | 13 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #26 | bloody beer | 4,996 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #729 | box of sunshine | 411 |
| #573 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #736 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #301 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #210 | daisy | 18 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #901 | eye of newt | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #412 | giant discarded plastic fork | 24 |
| #1187 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #1395 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #268 | green balloon | 14 |
| #1249 | grue egg | 21 |
| #673 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #8 | ice-cold fotie | 52,114 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #48 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 18 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | pail | 17 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #97 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 497 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #151 | pixellated candy heart | 111 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #578 | porquoise | 13 |
| #44 | porquoise bracelet | 6 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #722 | pretty flower | 69 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #817 | shiny ring | 29 |
| #7 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2,001 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #719 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |