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| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
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| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1325 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #960 | Rock Pops | 50 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #6 | Wand of Nagamar | 1,779 |
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| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #603 | baconstone | 13 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #26 | bloody beer | 4,996 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #728 | box of sunshine | 411 |
| #572 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #737 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #296 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #210 | daisy | 18 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #902 | eye of newt | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #412 | giant discarded plastic fork | 24 |
| #1184 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #1396 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #268 | green balloon | 14 |
| #1246 | grue egg | 21 |
| #668 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #8 | ice-cold fotie | 52,114 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #48 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 18 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #595 | pail | 17 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #95 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 497 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #151 | pixellated candy heart | 111 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #575 | porquoise | 13 |
| #44 | porquoise bracelet | 6 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #719 | pretty flower | 69 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #818 | shiny ring | 29 |
| #7 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2,001 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #720 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #901 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #1000 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |