| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #392 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #947 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #468 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #584 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #667 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #779 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #667 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #94 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 16 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #282 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #291 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1594 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #369 | donated booze | 15 |
| #359 | donated candy | 15 |
| #529 | donated food | 1 |
| #1084 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #30 | glass of raw eggs | 37 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #374 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #386 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #273 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 9 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4918 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #695 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #799 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #612 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #478 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #526 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 5 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #867 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #742 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #746 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #498 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 9 |
| #769 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 5 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2098 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #4502 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4859 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #666 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #544 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 8 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3369 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #980 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #193 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |