| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #234 | negative lump | 72 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |