| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #172 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| 🥈 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 4 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #31 | Prelude of Precision | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1127 | awful poetry journal | 20 |
| #34 | beer-scented teddy bear | 45 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #35 | box of sunshine | 13,024 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #239 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 93 |
| #362 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 46 |
| #209 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 103 |
| #231 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 100 |
| #334 | dusty bottle of Port | 61 |
| #172 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 123 |
| #309 | empty blowgun | 7 |
| #13 | evil teddy bear | 719 |
| #33 | hobo fortress blueprints | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | maiden wig | 260,484 |
| 🥇 | mariachi G-string | 36,574 |
| #9 | misfit teddy bear | 13 |
| #48 | peach | 69 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #12 | stapler bear | 9 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥉 | stuffed teddy butler | 11,216 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4 | teddy bear | 909 |
| #21 | teddy borg | 348 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |