| #72 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 91 |
| #67 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #95 | Amulet of Yendor | 211 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #21 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 3 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #2640 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #89 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #22 | Knob Goblin visor | 16,545 |
| #47 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 80 |
| #24 | Neverending Party favor | 54 |
| #12 | Neverending Party guest pass | 11 |
| #6 | New Age hurting crystal | 1,213 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #62 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 5 |
| #26 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 6 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #44 | Purple Beast energy drink | 66 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #58 | TRIO cup of beer | 2 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 222 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 115 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 26 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 143 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #361 | Tuesday's ruby | 5 |
| #53 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 58 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #50 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 240 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #55 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #61 | bag of airline peanuts | 332 |
| #12 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 19,415 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #169 | black pension check | 53 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #108 | blue money bag | 2 |
| #56 | book of facts | 2 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #118 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #584 | box of sunshine | 554 |
| #39 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #30 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 3 |
| #22 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 3 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #28 | boxed bat wings | 3 |
| #32 | briefcase | 799 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #13 | cheap sunglasses | 3,063 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #100 | clown hammer | 238 |
| #19 | cosmetic football | 186 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #159 | decomposed boot | 2 |
| #104 | defective skull | 213 |
| #37 | denim jacket | 22 |
| #809 | dense meat stack | 10 |
| #243 | dollar-sign bag | 2 |
| #190 | donated booze | 50 |
| #143 | donated candy | 100 |
| #126 | donated food | 150 |
| #35 | dorky glasses | 32 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #36 | electronics kit | 83 |
| #67 | encoder ring | 245 |
| #15 | everfull glass | 4 |
| #13 | expensive camera | 24,921 |
| #1334 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #140 | fake fake vomit | 198 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #127 | fat wallet | 5 |
| #8 | filthy child leash | 4,777 |
| #13 | gas can | 585 |
| #18 | gold skull ring | 3 |
| #165 | gold wedding ring | 57 |
| #14 | government per-diem | 372 |
| #105 | green pill | 1 |
| #115 | half of a gold tooth | 16 |
| #662 | handful of confetti | 62 |
| #17 | handful of tips | 227 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #29 | hot watered rum | 1,000 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #30 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #17 | jam band bootleg | 365 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | jazz soap | 219 |
| #99 | joybuzzer | 227 |
| #10 | lump of bauxite | 23 |
| #148 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 176 |
| #107 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 40 |
| #48 | magical pony: Pearjack | 87 |
| #32 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 225 |
| #83 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 56 |
| #72 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 74 |
| #101 | magical pony: Uniquity | 40 |
| #15 | meat from yesterday | 1,549 |
| #39 | meat stack | 34,608 |
| #26 | mini kiwi egg | 3 |
| #75 | mood ring | 190 |
| #295 | nanite-infested candy cane | 55 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #33 | neverending wallet chain | 26 |
| #37 | noticeable pumps | 25 |
| #49 | old coin purse | 640 |
| #46 | old leather wallet | 702 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #25 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #24 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 3 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| #39 | party balloon | 9 |
| #37 | party beer bomb | 10 |
| #24 | party platter for one | 7 |
| #17 | peace turkey outline | 3 |
| #40 | pentagram bandana | 22 |
| #79 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 255 |
| #116 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 202 |
| #36 | ponytail clip | 25 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #31 | ratty knitted cap | 33 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #100 | red money bag | 10 |
| 🥈 | residual chitin paste | 211 |
| #46 | roll of meat | 8 |
| #105 | rubber emo roe | 232 |
| #14 | runproof mascara | 545 |
| #199 | shiny stones | 36 |
| #35 | shoe ad T-shirt | 48 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #42 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #116 | smut orc keepsake box | 5 |
| #45 | solid gold bowling ball | 263 |
| #83 | solid gold jewel | 12 |
| #72 | spaghetti breakfast | 23 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #39 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 22 |
| #27 | sweet party mix | 13 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #65 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #16 | unremarkable duffel bag | 526 |
| #22 | untorn tearaway pants package | 3 |
| #287 | valuable trinket | 315 |
| #17 | van key | 447 |
| #35 | very small red dress | 69 |
| #55 | void stone | 42 |
| #209 | warehouse key | 2 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #198 | white candygram | 2 |
| #94 | white money bag | 4 |
| #105 | whoopie cushion | 220 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #46 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #103 | x-ray specs | 196 |
| #131 | yellow candygram | 9 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #27 | yule gruel | 1,000 |