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| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #63 | Cheer-Up soda | 11 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #12 | DUFRESNE Suds | 364 |
| #88 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #63 | Ice Island Long Tea | 2 |
| #302 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 48 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #105 | Racisto Ruidoso | 4 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #91 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 2 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #20 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 6 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #29 | bag of pygmy blood | 116 |
| #77 | bottle of Amontillado | 3 |
| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #227 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #41 | cheer extractor | 53 |
| #39 | cheer-o-gram | 21 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #23 | compression stocking | 655 |
| #95 | contract enforcement stick | 8 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #53 | crystalline cheer | 2,092 |
| #24 | cursed wishbone | 10 |
| #123 | d12 | 10 |
| #654 | disturbing fanfic | 100 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #248 | eldritch effluvium | 39 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #67 | executive mime flask | 19 |
| #35 | flask of Amontillado | 10 |
| #52 | flask of port | 2 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #58 | furry pill | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #408 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #23 | gleaming oyster egg | 24 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | grilled mooseflank | 8 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #25 | hot watered rum | 1,106 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #191 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #32 | mafia pinky ring | 6 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #29 | midriff scrubs | 77 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
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| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | pill cup | 708 |
| #188 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 4 |
| #79 | popular tart | 5 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
| #58 | roll of meat | 5 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #24 | silent I | 22 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #91 | silent O | 8 |
| #22 | silent X | 21 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #180 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 10 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #46 | special clip: boneburners | 1 |
| #23 | sphygmomanometer | 80 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #82 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 11 |
| #85 | stale cheer wine | 11 |
| #52 | temperance whiskey | 7 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
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| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #385 | twinkly wad | 300 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
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| #162 | warehouse key | 4 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #23 | yule gruel | 1,101 |