| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #87 | Boss Drops | 3 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #41 | Comet Drop | 3 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #104 | Elvish delight | 3 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #39 | Shrubble Bubble | 5 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #22 | bronze | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #35 | candy harmonica | 8 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #128 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #140 | chocolate turtle totem | 3 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #75 | cotton candy bale | 3 |
| #73 | cotton candy smidgen | 4 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #108 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 10 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #452 | donated booze | 4 |
| #467 | donated candy | 3 |
| #415 | donated food | 5 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #30 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 9 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #76 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #72 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #71 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #17 | metandienone | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #20 | piracetam | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #53 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #123 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 9 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #16 | ultracalcium | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |