| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #95 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 20 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #82 | Orcish meat locker | 7 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #481 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 23 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #188 | asparagus knife | 54 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1799 | box of sunshine | 84 |
| #435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #279 | casino pass | 11 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #76 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1,180 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #426 | large box | 7 |
| #122 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 10 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #128 | phonics down | 861 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #187 | scroll of drastic healing | 525 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #521 | small box | 2 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #139 | stalk of asparagus | 95 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #781 | sunken chest | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #214 | tiny house | 1,099 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #517 | tomato | 44 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #538 | twinkly wad | 101 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |