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| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #684 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #609 | Crown of the Goblin King | 41 |
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| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #8 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 54 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #580 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 94 |
| #679 | Rock Pops | 77 |
| #646 | Senior Mints | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
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| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1545 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1123 | Yummy Tummy bean | 138 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
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| #1002 | badass belt | 54 |
| #703 | ball | 9 |
| 🥈 | batgut | 156,208 |
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| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
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| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #359 | broken cellular phone | 8 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #375 | carob chunk noodles | 4 |
| #444 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #529 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #409 | ghuol egg | 40 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #863 | pail | 9 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #713 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #461 | salty slug | 2 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #48 | solid gold pegleg | 192 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #854 | string of blue beads | 14 |
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| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #1191 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 219 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1579 | yellow snowcone | 6 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |