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| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #687 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #610 | Crown of the Goblin King | 41 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #8 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 54 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #579 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 94 |
| #678 | Rock Pops | 77 |
| #648 | Senior Mints | 6 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1099 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1547 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1121 | Yummy Tummy bean | 138 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #1002 | badass belt | 54 |
| #704 | ball | 9 |
| 🥈 | batgut | 156,208 |
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| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #642 | bottle of goofballs | 40 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #359 | broken cellular phone | 8 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #376 | carob chunk noodles | 4 |
| #443 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #1642 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #409 | ghuol egg | 40 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #866 | pail | 9 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #715 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #462 | salty slug | 2 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #48 | solid gold pegleg | 192 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #853 | string of blue beads | 14 |
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| #738 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #1192 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 219 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1577 | yellow snowcone | 6 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |