| #395 | Amulet of Yendor | 57 |
| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #376 | bag of airline peanuts | 82 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #604 | box of sunshine | 530 |
| #543 | brick | 69 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #285 | clown hammer | 98 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #384 | defective skull | 62 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #490 | encoder ring | 32 |
| #355 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 82 |
| #726 | fake fake vomit | 40 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #444 | jazz soap | 67 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #386 | joybuzzer | 80 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #323 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 88 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #396 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 67 |
| #359 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 86 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #337 | rubber emo roe | 93 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥇 | shaving cream | 5,217 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #348 | whoopie cushion | 91 |
| #450 | wind-up chattering teeth | 71 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #508 | x-ray specs | 39 |
| #425 | yellow snowcone | 81 |