| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #237 | Crimboween memo | 37 |
| #249 | Daffy Taffy | 132 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #57 | Divine | 20 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #353 | Knob mushroom | 17 |
| #394 | Knoll mushroom | 24 |
| #24 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 3 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #180 | Mae West | 5 |
| #440 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 19 |
| #98 | Mon Tiki | 20 |
| #50 | Now and Earlier | 118 |
| #457 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 26 |
| #82 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 46 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #131 | astral mushroom | 120 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #2036 | badass belt | 26 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #280 | black striped oyster egg | 17 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #273 | bottle of Definit | 3 |
| #159 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 15 |
| #318 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 2 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1389 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #270 | bunch of bananas | 18 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #270 | candy cane | 140 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #539 | cool mushroom | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #23 | dandy lion cub | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #207 | doll house | 28 |
| #877 | dollhive | 6 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1357 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #320 | eggnog | 55 |
| #100 | evil teddy bear | 145 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #255 | fruitcake | 92 |
| #97 | gimlet | 10 |
| #304 | gingerbread bugbear | 88 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1339 | grue egg | 19 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #177 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,337 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #565 | killing feather | 57 |
| #277 | kiwi | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #214 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #115 | mafia aria | 206 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #239 | oversized fish scaler | 13 |
| #126 | papaya | 317 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #319 | pointy mushroom | 7 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #53 | powdered toad horn | 8 |
| #196 | prussian cathouse | 4 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #118 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 81 |
| #649 | rogue swarmer | 66 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #484 | spooky mushroom | 104 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #254 | stuffed doppelshifter | 60 |
| #612 | sunken chest | 14 |
| #316 | teddy bear | 22 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #69 | tonic water | 45 |
| #186 | toy crazy train | 51 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #536 | toy jet pack | 14 |
| #103 | toy mercenary | 68 |
| #609 | toy ray gun | 14 |
| #463 | toy space helmet | 19 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #174 | tree-eating kite | 207 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #605 | unstable laser battery | 58 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #144 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 89 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #205 | wang | 11 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #187 | yellow brick road | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #402 | yo-yo | 78 |