| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #264 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 61 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |