| #108 | 1,970 carat gold | 3 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | Baja sopapilla | 8 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Ice Island Long Tea | 4 |
| #280 | Instant Karma | 32 |
| 🥇 | Kashmir sweater | 1,376 |
| #154 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #128 | Racisto Ruidoso | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 16 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 197 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #60 | antique Canadian lantern | 3 |
| #59 | antique beer | 10 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #62 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #71 | beavermouth | 158 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #243 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 3 |
| #48 | bubblegum heart | 42 |
| #64 | cartoon heart | 42 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #407 | green candy heart | 42 |
| #84 | grilled mooseflank | 32 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #26 | heart cozy | 42 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #14 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 42 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #135 | hot date | 100 |
| #414 | lavender candy heart | 42 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #5 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1,100 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #70 | mooseflank | 149 |
| #50 | muskox-skin cap | 3 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #153 | old sweatpants | 458 |
| #30 | oldcake | 7 |
| #477 | orange candy heart | 42 |
| #440 | pink candy heart | 42 |
| #373 | pixellated candy heart | 42 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #83 | plastic nightmare troll | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #32 | primitive candy cane | 7 |
| #51 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
| #112 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | runny fermented egg | 9 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #216 | spectre scepter | 133 |
| #131 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 5 |
| #146 | stale cheer wine | 4 |
| #507 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 87 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #535 | stuffed Meat | 88 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #578 | stuffed monocle | 83 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2378 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #78 | thick walrus blubber | 99 |
| #61 | tiny bomb | 125 |
| #5 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 8,050 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | warehouse key | 604 |
| #452 | white candy heart | 42 |
| #541 | yellow candy heart | 42 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |