| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #813 | Cloaca grenade | 13 |
| #402 | Cloaca-Cola | 96 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #468 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #350 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #950 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #1095 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 31 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #347 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #17 | green balloon | 2,005 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #285 | lucky bottlecap | 5 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #284 | panhandle panhandling hat | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #177 | pumpkin | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #251 | ridiculously huge sword | 57 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #89 | rusty piece of rebar | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #32 | t8r tots | 765 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |