| #112 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #50 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 24 |
| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1222 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | Affirmation Cookie | 968 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #282 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #30 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| 🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #7 | Grey Guanon | 17 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| 🥉 | LOV Elephant | 996 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #33 | O | 11 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #131 | Space Tours Tripple | 8 |
| #31 | Stephen's lab coat | 16 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #14 | The Lot's engagement ring | 22 |
| #247 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #481 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 6 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 20 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #35 | Trainbot luggage hook | 3 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #117 | Trainbot slag | 33 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #67 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #75 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #15 | alien animal goo | 35 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #138 | attorney's badge | 4 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #311 | bazookafish bubble gum | 3 |
| #102 | beer lens | 38 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #90 | big slimy cyst | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #88 | blue mana | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #457 | booty chest charrrm | 8 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #71 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #506 | cannonball charrrm | 6 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #201 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 2 |
| #13 | epic wad | 71 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #355 | frilly skirt | 10 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #62 | glass of bourbon | 10 |
| #104 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 8 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #36 | headless sparrow | 78 |
| #133 | hellseal claw | 233 |
| #111 | hellseal whisker | 215 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #57 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #545 | irate sombrero | 2 |
| #48 | lava-proof pants | 2 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #39 | mangled squirrel | 80 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #12 | moose antlers | 55 |
| #5 | moose thought | 1,033 |
| #39 | mother's little helper | 337 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #42 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #152 | one pill | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #38 | page of the Necrohobocon | 128 |
| #189 | peanut brittle shield | 18 |
| #330 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #79 | powdered gold | 3 |
| #24 | propeller beanie | 2 |
| #127 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #38 | rat carcass | 80 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #29 | squirming Slime larva | 2 |
| #292 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 132 |
| #724 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 62 |
| #831 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 56 |
| #420 | stuffed Meat | 108 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #645 | stuffed angry cow | 69 |
| #832 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #983 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #489 | stuffed cocoabo | 83 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #843 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 58 |
| #599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 77 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #885 | stuffed hand turkey | 55 |
| #477 | stuffed key | 121 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1235 | stuffed mind flayer | 42 |
| #402 | stuffed mink | 111 |
| #742 | stuffed monocle | 63 |
| #661 | stuffed ninja snowman | 6 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1040 | stuffed scary death orb | 48 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #686 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 68 |
| #1173 | stuffed snowy owl | 42 |
| #1106 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #859 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 55 |
| #412 | stuffed teddy butler | 110 |
| #782 | stuffed tin of caviar | 61 |
| #488 | stuffed treasure chest | 118 |
| #1046 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 48 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #119 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 10 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #259 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #5 | water log | 16 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #16 | wumpus-hair bolo | 3 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |