| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #633 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #685 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 6 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2433 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #709 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2425 | Yummy Tummy bean | 12 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #662 | line | 26 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #826 | patchouli incense stick | 2 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #678 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1281 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #650 | star | 18 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #858 | valuable trinket | 73 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #437 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |