| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #633 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #685 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 6 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2431 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #709 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2425 | Yummy Tummy bean | 12 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1768 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #662 | line | 26 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #826 | patchouli incense stick | 2 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #679 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1281 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #650 | star | 18 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #857 | valuable trinket | 73 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #437 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |