Makatiel

RankItemQuantity
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#634Lucky Surprise Egg2
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#2546Mr. Mediocrebar2
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#684Penultimate Fantasy chest6
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#2431Rock Pops3
#711Senior Mints5
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#2423Yummy Tummy bean12
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#643asshat1
#1765awful poetry journal2
#7427badass belt1
#784batblade1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#333blundarrrbus1
#665bone rattle1
#437bow1
#1053box1
#696broken cellular phone1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#534calle de miel1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#39continuum transfunctioner1
#850cornuthaum1
#1520dill2
#1628disassembled clover1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#1979drywall axe1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#2393felt1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#1109glowing red eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#5338grue egg1
#602handsomeness potion1
#134imitation nice watch1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#713lavender polka-dot oyster egg4
#664line26
#437linoleum staff1
#709mariachi G-string1
#364moonglasses1
#529ocean motion1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1890oyster basket1
#827patchouli incense stick2
#661pile of jumping beans1
#594pink pony1
#812potted cactus1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#679rusty grave robbing shovel2
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#149smile-sharpening stone1
#1280soft green echo eyedrop antidote2
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#652star18
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#1487support cummerbund1
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#1620thin black candle1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#857valuable trinket73
#1381vinegar5
#896vorpal blade1
#586wang1
#442worthless trinket6
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1

Wow, that's 271 items total!

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