| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #684 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 6 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2431 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #711 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2423 | Yummy Tummy bean | 12 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #664 | line | 26 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #827 | patchouli incense stick | 2 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #679 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1280 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #652 | star | 18 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #857 | valuable trinket | 73 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #442 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |