SeltzerDuke

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#148Imp Ale1,666
#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
#27Jumbo Dr. Lucifer666
#70Knob Goblin seltzer575
#25Knob Goblin superseltzer575
🥉KoL Con IV Pole1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#5Radio Free Baseball Cap1
#5Radio Free Foil1
🥉Radio Free Pants1
#10Radio KoL Antenna Ball1
#8Radio KoL Bottle Opener1
#4Radio KoL Flashlight1
#11Radio KoL Keychain1
#5Radio KoL Maracas1
#7Radio KoL Patch1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#8Spooky Temple map1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#117black velvet box5
#759blue glowstick1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#7foon627
#70foon of fulmination1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
🥈green traffic cone1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#168menudo1
#11miniature carton of clove cigarettes317
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#153outrageous sombrero1
🥈pile of smoking rags1
#1205pink glowstick1
#421purple glowstick3
#9red traffic cone1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#388round green sunglasses1
#637round purple sunglasses1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#970tattered paper crown1
#174tin star1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#688toast1,169
#17whiskey and cola222
#13whiskey and soda222
#5wrapping paper1
#740yellow glowstick1
#38yellow traffic cone1

Wow, that's 6,117 items total!

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