| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #148 | Imp Ale | 1,666 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #27 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 666 |
| #70 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 575 |
| #25 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 575 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #8 | Spooky Temple map | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #7 | foon | 627 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #11 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 317 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #688 | toast | 1,169 |
| #17 | whiskey and cola | 222 |
| #13 | whiskey and soda | 222 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |