| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #1354 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #94 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #235 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #70 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #193 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #241 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #226 | brass gear | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #424 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #227 | bus pass | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #30 | celestial squid ink | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #200 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #447 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #186 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #70 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #65 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #95 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #135 | dress pants | 1 |
| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #137 | dull ninja crampons | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #76 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #74 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #204 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #132 | ghost key | 1 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #983 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #161 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #160 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #148 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #181 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #199 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #188 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #131 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #74 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #159 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #33 | green cloth cap | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #200 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #105 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #100 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #243 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #104 | hot coal | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #135 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #66 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #56 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #130 | loose ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #1454 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #111 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #684 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #148 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #117 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #137 | moose thought | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #629 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #94 | oily boid | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #214 | open sauce | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #226 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #77 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #171 | pill cup | 2 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #23 | plain paper hat | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #68 | pressurized potion of puissance | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #107 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #40 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #14 | putty coat | 1 |
| #179 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
| #92 | red shoe | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #161 | robot grease | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #105 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1114 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #62 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #121 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #173 | steampunk potion | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #238 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #153 | straw hat | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #282 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #184 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #1226 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #283 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #71 | the most dangerous bait | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #537 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #172 | tiny canopic jar | 2 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #134 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #141 | unholy water | 1 |
| #168 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #67 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #68 | vial of blood simple syrup | 1 |
| #62 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #176 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #155 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #187 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |