| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #86 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #169 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #126 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #81 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #113 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #131 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #96 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #63 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #232 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1102 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1018 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #316 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #227 | brass gear | 1 |
| #201 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #418 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #226 | bus pass | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #30 | celestial squid ink | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #197 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #155 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #183 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #93 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #75 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #161 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #584 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #162 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #146 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #187 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #195 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #33 | green cloth cap | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #102 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #98 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #83 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #95 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #205 | imp air | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #133 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #53 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #1009 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #866 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #564 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #110 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #115 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #135 | moose thought | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #104 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #107 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #178 | pec oil | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #702 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #170 | pill cup | 2 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #23 | plain paper hat | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #99 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #67 | pressurized potion of puissance | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #105 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #14 | putty coat | 1 |
| #176 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #90 | red badge | 1 |
| #89 | red shoe | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #160 | robot grease | 1 |
| #2272 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #118 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #145 | spice melange | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #172 | steampunk potion | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #237 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #279 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #70 | the most dangerous bait | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #168 | tiny canopic jar | 2 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #895 | tires | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #538 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #515 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #138 | unholy water | 1 |
| #165 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #68 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | vial of blood simple syrup | 1 |
| #63 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #174 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |