| #116 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #105 | "KICK ME" sign | 2 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1069 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #38 | Choco-Mint patty | 18 |
| #477 | Cold Hots candy | 10 |
| #716 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #524 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #1099 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1518 | Crimbuck | 172 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #245 | Milk Studs | 7 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #454 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #65 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 2 |
| #70 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #1464 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 7 |
| #56 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 6 |
| #10 | The Emperor's new hat | 8 |
| #10 | The Emperor's new pants | 7 |
| #19 | The Emperor's new shirt | 5 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1001 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #65 | abstraction: action | 2 |
| #69 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #70 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #73 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #85 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #77 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #236 | box of Dweebs | 14 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #145 | brigand brittle | 37 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #849 | candy cane | 43 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #518 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #98 | chocolate-covered caviar | 2 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #62 | hermit factoid | 8 |
| #528 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #405 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #401 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #190 | pie man was not meant to eat | 11 |
| #45 | plastic nightmare troll | 8 |
| #542 | roll of toilet paper | 148 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2673 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2145 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6400 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7697 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2139 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2337 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2803 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6911 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2940 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #1992 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #51 | wind-up spider | 4 |
| #181 | yam candy | 1 |