| #112 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #101 | "KICK ME" sign | 2 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1066 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #37 | Choco-Mint patty | 18 |
| #476 | Cold Hots candy | 10 |
| #713 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #523 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #1095 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1517 | Crimbuck | 172 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #244 | Milk Studs | 7 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #85 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #62 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 2 |
| #68 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #1465 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 7 |
| #57 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 6 |
| #9 | The Emperor's new hat | 8 |
| #9 | The Emperor's new pants | 7 |
| #18 | The Emperor's new shirt | 5 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #62 | abstraction: action | 2 |
| #67 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #71 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #75 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #236 | box of Dweebs | 14 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #144 | brigand brittle | 37 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #847 | candy cane | 43 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #517 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #98 | chocolate-covered caviar | 2 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #60 | hermit factoid | 8 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #395 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #393 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #188 | pie man was not meant to eat | 11 |
| #46 | plastic nightmare troll | 8 |
| #536 | roll of toilet paper | 148 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2137 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2130 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #52 | wind-up spider | 4 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |