| #113 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #101 | "KICK ME" sign | 2 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1067 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #38 | Choco-Mint patty | 18 |
| #477 | Cold Hots candy | 10 |
| #714 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #523 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1517 | Crimbuck | 172 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #245 | Milk Studs | 7 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #85 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #65 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 2 |
| #69 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #1464 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 7 |
| #55 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 6 |
| #10 | The Emperor's new hat | 8 |
| #10 | The Emperor's new pants | 7 |
| #19 | The Emperor's new shirt | 5 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1001 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #63 | abstraction: action | 2 |
| #67 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #71 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #76 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #237 | box of Dweebs | 14 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #145 | brigand brittle | 37 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #849 | candy cane | 43 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #249 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #518 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #209 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #98 | chocolate-covered caviar | 2 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #61 | hermit factoid | 8 |
| #527 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #404 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #399 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #189 | pie man was not meant to eat | 11 |
| #45 | plastic nightmare troll | 8 |
| #540 | roll of toilet paper | 148 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2666 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2145 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2136 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2331 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2794 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2933 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #51 | wind-up spider | 4 |
| #180 | yam candy | 1 |