| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1273 | delicious salad | 9 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #272 | pork elf goodies sack | 28 |
| #1053 | porquoise | 6 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #842 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |