| #461 | 1-ball | 10 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #464 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #318 | 3-ball | 16 |
| #405 | 4-ball | 11 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #442 | 6-ball | 10 |
| #303 | 7-ball | 18 |
| #428 | 8-ball | 60 |
| #296 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #1368 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1351 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #470 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #739 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 4 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1282 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #191 | blue glowstick | 9 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #520 | blue pixel | 91 |
| #189 | blue pixel potion | 7 |
| #859 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #646 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #533 | can of Binarrrca | 17 |
| #32 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 29 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| 🥈 | can of maces | 9,211 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1081 | delicious salad | 12 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #17 | gnauga hide | 1,648 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #17 | grouchy restless spirit | 8,946 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #159 | grumpy old man charrrm | 25 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #568 | handful of confetti | 72 |
| #310 | handful of hand chalk | 103 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #23 | makeshift skirt | 9 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #125 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #6 | pirate fledges | 7 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #205 | pool cue | 36 |
| #235 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #304 | royal jelly | 42 |
| #32 | rusty bonesaw | 31 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #586 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #23 | stuffed can of asparagus | 30,442 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2030 | toast | 99 |
| #35 | toothbrush | 60 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #30 | towel | 238 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |