| #458 | 1-ball | 10 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #460 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #315 | 3-ball | 16 |
| #402 | 4-ball | 11 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #438 | 6-ball | 10 |
| #300 | 7-ball | 18 |
| #425 | 8-ball | 60 |
| #293 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #468 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #296 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #739 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 4 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #191 | blue glowstick | 9 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #517 | blue pixel | 91 |
| #189 | blue pixel potion | 7 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #528 | can of Binarrrca | 17 |
| #32 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 29 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| 🥈 | can of maces | 9,039 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1083 | delicious salad | 12 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #17 | gnauga hide | 1,648 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #17 | grouchy restless spirit | 8,946 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #159 | grumpy old man charrrm | 25 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #563 | handful of confetti | 72 |
| #308 | handful of hand chalk | 103 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #23 | makeshift skirt | 9 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #6 | pirate fledges | 7 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #204 | pool cue | 36 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #304 | royal jelly | 42 |
| #31 | rusty bonesaw | 31 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #587 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #23 | stuffed can of asparagus | 30,442 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2028 | toast | 99 |
| #35 | toothbrush | 60 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #30 | towel | 238 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |