| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 5 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #28 | Elf Guard safety bear | 5 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #83 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 8 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #204 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 21 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 10 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 35 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #460 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 16 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #255 | bread man | 2 |
| #101 | bread pie | 7 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #121 | corned beet | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #225 | eggwater | 2 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #250 | gooified animal matter | 5 |
| #198 | gooified mineral matter | 8 |
| #154 | gooified vegetable matter | 12 |
| #6 | groggipop | 77 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #7 | military candy cane | 18 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #48 | old-school pirate grog | 8 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #97 | peppermint tack | 2 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #86 | pet anchor | 2 |
| #120 | pickled bread | 2 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #226 | plain candy cane | 2 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #27 | red and white claret | 18 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #121 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1451 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1359 | stuffed Meat | 29 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #923 | stuffed key | 52 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1111 | stuffed mink | 38 |
| #1196 | stuffed monocle | 35 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1492 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1581 | stuffed tin of caviar | 21 |
| #855 | stuffed treasure chest | 59 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #80 | yule hatchet | 6 |