| #299 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbo ukulele | 4 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #627 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 3 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #311 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 68 |
| #217 | Monstar energy beverage | 37 |
| #219 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 7 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #298 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #271 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 11 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #142 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 7 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #584 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #617 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #15 | ancient cursed foot locker | 22 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #316 | arrrgyle socks | 8 |
| #662 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1263 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #129 | bilge wine | 265 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #95 | booty chest charrrm | 119 |
| #63 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #704 | bottle of rum | 39 |
| #142 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 58 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #22 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 19 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #22 | can of Red Minotaur | 299 |
| #94 | cannonball charrrm | 116 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #236 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 25 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #540 | cocktail napkin | 2 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #77 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 127 |
| #159 | corncob pipe | 10 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #250 | creamsicle | 11 |
| #310 | crowbarrr | 7 |
| #357 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #299 | curmudgel | 2 |
| #281 | cursed black pearl onion | 5 |
| #134 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 13 |
| #163 | cursed bottle of rum | 12 |
| #156 | cursed cannonball | 10 |
| #171 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 10 |
| #154 | cursed sea biscuit | 12 |
| #269 | cursed voodoo skull | 4 |
| #238 | cyborg doll | 9 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #198 | decaying goldfish liver | 40 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #59 | enchanted eyepatch | 8 |
| #198 | energy drink IV | 19 |
| #367 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
| #388 | eyepatch | 16 |
| #151 | fish-liver oil | 167 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #256 | flaregun | 55 |
| #175 | frayed rope belt | 8 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #188 | gator skin | 48 |
| #80 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 4 |
| #355 | goatskin umbrella | 3 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #224 | grungy bandana | 4 |
| #359 | handful of sawdust | 10 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #305 | leotarrrd | 6 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #27 | ornate ancient cursed key | 11 |
| #164 | panhandle panhandling hat | 10 |
| #492 | party hat | 3 |
| #67 | penguin skin | 3,320 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #79 | pink plastic baby | 6 |
| #293 | pirate pelvis | 10 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #470 | roasted marshmallow | 58 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #302 | rum barrel charrrm | 4 |
| #230 | safarrri hat | 9 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #89 | sewer nuggets | 352 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #152 | shimmering rainbow sand | 3 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm | 134 |
| #17 | simple ancient cursed key | 18 |
| #94 | sinister altar fragment | 4 |
| #114 | solid gold pegleg | 56 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #358 | sunken chest | 39 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #165 | swashbuckling pants | 31 |
| #335 | tarrrnish charrrm | 6 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #725 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 11 |
| #569 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 8 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #716 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #660 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #935 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #916 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #579 | tiny plastic demoninja | 12 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #735 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #605 | tiny plastic goth giant | 12 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #911 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #779 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #519 | tiny plastic scary clown | 14 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #647 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 11 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #664 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #406 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #827 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #4 | toast | 3,498,083 |
| #77 | toast with jam | 3 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #444 | true grit | 2 |
| #162 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 146 |
| #110 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 18 |
| #81 | witty rapier | 108 |
| #68 | yohohoyo | 53 |