| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1329 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2164 | badass belt | 24 |
| #959 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #520 | blue snowcone | 10 |
| #607 | bottle of goofballs | 42 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1402 | brick | 14 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1147 | clown hammer | 13 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1254 | defective skull | 4 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1071 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #846 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 9 |
| #1054 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1291 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1000 | fake hand | 16 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #122 | fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #538 | green snowcone | 9 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1485 | grue egg | 17 |
| #715 | handful of hand chalk | 16 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1141 | jazz soap | 13 |
| #1023 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #524 | orange snowcone | 11 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1053 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 12 |
| #1203 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #537 | purple snowcone | 11 |
| #873 | radium-flavored potato chips | 10 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1260 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #858 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1030 | whoopie cushion | 22 |
| #1179 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #806 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1316 | yellow snowcone | 12 |