| #207 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #7 | Arrrmetia trading card | 22 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #126 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #595 | Bonerdagon necklace | 19 |
| #742 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #8 | Chori Zo trading card | 20 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #176 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 14 |
| #7 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 32 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #702 | Drowsy Sword | 24 |
| #324 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #5 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 2 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #8 | Inndya trading card | 19 |
| #761 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #8 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 3 |
| #10 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 29 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #217 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #217 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #5 | Lens of Hatred | 3 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1047 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #6 | Morbidda trading card | 22 |
| #5 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 32 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #8 | Pigsticker of Violence | 2 |
| #19 | Poison Oak trading card | 10 |
| #9 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 16 |
| #7 | Roo trading card | 36 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #8 | Serenity trading card | 31 |
| #17 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 9 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #9 | The Snake trading card | 30 |
| #9 | Thorny Toad trading card | 31 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #6 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 30 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #7 | Woldo trading card | 25 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #2676 | box of sunshine | 37 |
| #931 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #223 | fuzzy montera | 12 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #208 | ghost of a necklace | 23 |
| #289 | gold wedding ring | 24 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1602 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #436 | heart of the volcano | 16 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #11 | picture of you | 7 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #676 | solid gold bowling ball | 23 |
| #1282 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #1156 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 35 |
| #2192 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #1294 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 39 |
| #698 | stuffed Meat | 68 |
| #802 | stuffed angry cow | 58 |
| #1063 | stuffed astral badger | 48 |
| #2166 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #587 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2287 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #578 | stuffed martini | 14 |
| #873 | stuffed mind flayer | 56 |
| #906 | stuffed mink | 51 |
| #1064 | stuffed monocle | 42 |
| #1101 | stuffed scary death orb | 46 |
| #1360 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1379 | stuffed snowy owl | 36 |
| #1883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2247 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #742 | stuffed teddy butler | 63 |
| #1670 | stuffed tin of caviar | 19 |
| #1441 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 36 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #12 | worthless gewgaw | 4,782 |
| #15 | worthless knick-knack | 5,114 |
| #15 | worthless trinket | 4,841 |
| #389 | wrench bracelet | 8 |